I've never used it myself but do not think anybody else should interfere with a private family matter.

Contraception.

The Pope of Rome issues instruction
all about our reproduction.
What he knows of sex is a source of worry
He's spent his life in a seminary.

His aim is to make the church grow bigger
thus greatly increase the offertry figure.
He clearly finds it hard to understand
That there's a limit to the land.

He'll not reconsider fundamentals
has now appointed misguided cardinals.
It seems to be another instance
where the Holy Father blurs fact and fiction.